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unmotivational speech

Here’s to all of you out there suffering from unmotivation.

To all those staring into space, repeatedly checking twitter every few seconds, wandering into one room then into another and generally doing nothing.

To those who know they have a huge pile of washing up, laundry to be done, kids to feed but simply cannot be arsed!

This condition comes with the ability to while a day a way by simply distracting yourself from the task at hand. To ignore any motivational urges by searching random terms on Google or planning the redecoration of the living room in your head.

and to those particularly unmotivated ones out there who are plagued by doing nothing while appearing to be busy, I salute you! With such courageous techniques as cuddling the baby, folding the washing upstairs (lying down on bed) and making an important phone call (to your friend) you attempt to do the things you need to but unmotivation soon gets in the way.

As a fellow sufferer, Iam here, I understand. I am happy to tweet my support to you all day, especially if it stops me hoovering!

And yes, writing this blog is totally a way of not washing up or making lunch! hurrah!

About mamabmumto3

Mama to 3 little monkeys and running my own business offering antenatal and postnatal services. Here are the random thoughts, strange theories and observations of life of a mama, business woman and loon!

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